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Sunday, July 18th, 2004
4:18 pm - this is a long one.. :)

scsi
So this "17 year old" IM's me proclaiming she's an anarchist from Flordia. Oh boy!

May the games begin )

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Saturday, April 26th, 2003
8:21 pm

scsi
This started out as kinda funny, but got even funnier! wahahah! I think DJ users should harass/warn the fuck out of her.. :)


(20:13:17) lx2323: hey
(20:13:17) WeekieTheDazzler <AUTO-REPLY> : Im Away! (Auto Away)
(20:13:21) WeekieTheDazzler: hi
(20:13:29) lx2323: hey, im 21f il u?>
(20:13:39) WeekieTheDazzler: huh?
(20:13:48) lx2323: im 21 f IL you?
(20:13:55) WeekieTheDazzler: look on my dj profile
(20:14:00) WeekieTheDazzler: since thats where you got my name from
(20:14:04) lx2323: k
(20:14:12) lx2323: so u horny? want my pics
(20:14:16) WeekieTheDazzler: sure
(20:14:17) WeekieTheDazzler: why not
(20:14:23) lx2323: do u wanan cyber?
(20:14:35) WeekieTheDazzler: sure, why not
(20:14:39) WeekieTheDazzler: but i must warn you
(20:14:44) WeekieTheDazzler: i have 3 testicles
(20:14:48) lx2323: nice
(20:14:51) WeekieTheDazzler: yes
(20:14:55) WeekieTheDazzler: only 2 are in the sack though
(20:14:59) WeekieTheDazzler: the other one just dangles
(20:15:01) lx2323: do u have ne naked pics?
(20:15:03) lx2323: fun
(20:15:11) WeekieTheDazzler: i never look at myself naked
(20:15:18) WeekieTheDazzler: my 3rd testicle gets mad
(20:15:21) lx2323: wut about when u master bate
(20:15:34) WeekieTheDazzler: what about Master Bate, i think he's nice
(20:15:43) WeekieTheDazzler: i mean, i knew him when he was Apprentice Bate
(20:15:56) WeekieTheDazzler: but now he's come along so far, becoming a master and all
(20:16:04) lx2323: ok ur stupid
(20:16:08) lx2323: do u want to cyber or not
(20:16:18) WeekieTheDazzler: Why dont you use full words?
(20:16:22) WeekieTheDazzler: like YOU instead of 'u'
(20:16:27) WeekieTheDazzler: and ARE instead of 'r'
(20:16:29) lx2323: why should i?
(20:16:34) WeekieTheDazzler: and you are calling me stupid
(20:16:47) WeekieTheDazzler: because i doubt that you're 20 something
(20:16:48) lx2323: I know how to spell, I just like using the short cuts
(20:17:01) WeekieTheDazzler: you are probably some 14 year old trying to get off
(20:17:07) lx2323: uuuuuuuuuuummm no
(20:17:17) WeekieTheDazzler: because you are too lame/stupid to get some real cock
(20:17:32) lx2323: yep you got me, and do you get cock often?
(20:17:42) WeekieTheDazzler: yes all the time
(20:17:44) WeekieTheDazzler: in fact
(20:17:46) WeekieTheDazzler: i was even born with one
(20:17:49) WeekieTheDazzler: so i get it 24/7
(20:17:57) lx2323: are you gay too?
(20:18:10) WeekieTheDazzler: happy?
(20:18:11) WeekieTheDazzler: not really
(20:18:16) WeekieTheDazzler: because i'm talking with an idiot
(20:18:18) lx2323: homosexual*
(20:18:23) WeekieTheDazzler: you could of at least given me some pics
(20:18:26) WeekieTheDazzler: sheesh
(20:18:27) lx2323: your deadjournal is gay
(20:18:37) WeekieTheDazzler: i try to make it happy
(20:18:39) lx2323: i like livejournal
(20:18:42) WeekieTheDazzler: its a happy place
(20:18:54) WeekieTheDazzler: I'm sure livejournal would love to have someone of your mentality

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Tuesday, March 25th, 2003
9:47 pm - Round 2

scsi
(21:05:05) Unwanted2007: ASSHOLE I GOT A CODE FROM SUM 1 ELSE SO HA! DICKHEAD!
(21:05:05) WeekieTheDazzler <AUTO-REPLY> : Im Away! (Auto Away)
(21:05:18) WeekieTheDazzler: good for you
(21:05:20) WeekieTheDazzler: im very happy
(21:05:35) Unwanted2007: ok u werent supposed 2 im me back so fuck off
(21:05:45) WeekieTheDazzler: lol
(21:05:54) WeekieTheDazzler: thats pretty funny
(21:05:55) WeekieTheDazzler: heh
(21:05:55) Unwanted2007: QUIT!
(21:05:58) WeekieTheDazzler: NEVAH!
(21:06:09) Unwanted2007: whatever
(21:11:02) WeekieTheDazzler: ha ha!
(21:11:08) Unwanted2007: what
(21:11:14) WeekieTheDazzler: im just being annoying
(21:11:27) Unwanted2007: well stop fucker!
(21:11:53) WeekieTheDazzler: i cant! its like heroin!
(21:12:02) Unwanted2007: lol

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7:53 pm - Hit for DJ Mafia

scsi
(18:25:30) Unwanted2007: HEY FUCKER!
(18:25:30) WeekieTheDazzler <AUTO-REPLY> : Im Away! (Auto Away)
(18:25:34) WeekieTheDazzler: what
(18:25:50) Unwanted2007: gimmie a code pleeez
(18:26:17) WeekieTheDazzler: no
(18:26:27) Unwanted2007: y not
(18:26:46) WeekieTheDazzler: maybe next time you shouldnt call me a fucker
(18:26:47) WeekieTheDazzler: asshole
(18:27:12) Unwanted2007: no i did that 2 get ur attention cuz i tried b4 but u wouldnt answer
(18:27:31) WeekieTheDazzler: what was my away message
(18:27:39) Unwanted2007: yea
(18:27:41) WeekieTheDazzler: lemme make this a bit more clear
(18:27:56) WeekieTheDazzler: what was my AWAY message
(18:28:00) WeekieTheDazzler: since i was AWAY
(18:28:19) Unwanted2007: i no but man i really need a code
(18:29:07) Unwanted2007: cmon pleeeez
(18:30:28) WeekieTheDazzler: 2 words for you
(18:30:29) WeekieTheDazzler: eat
(18:30:29) WeekieTheDazzler: shit
(18:30:35) WeekieTheDazzler: next time, be a bit nicer
(18:30:39) WeekieTheDazzler: and you might get what you want
(18:30:41) Unwanted2007: no
(18:30:58) Unwanted2007: ok h/o ill start over
(18:31:10) Unwanted2007: hi may i please have a code?
(18:32:07) WeekieTheDazzler: no
(18:32:16) Unwanted2007: Y NOT!?
(18:32:26) WeekieTheDazzler: and to be honest, i have better things to do than waste my time with you
(18:32:33) WeekieTheDazzler: like combing my pubic hairs
(18:32:37) WeekieTheDazzler: or shaving my asshole
(18:32:50) Unwanted2007: um ok i didnt really need 2 know that
(18:33:14) Unwanted2007: whos the asshole now
(18:33:31) Unwanted2007: and by the way u didnt publicly humiliate me so ur a liar
(18:35:41) Unwanted2007: HELLOOO
(18:37:36) Unwanted2007: ASS FUCK!

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Saturday, November 2nd, 2002
3:04 pm - Haw Haw, DJ 0wn'd you!

scsi
I got this about 20 seconds after I killed both servers for the code upgrade....

=====


To: "DeadJournal.com" <webmaster@deadjournal.com>



ahhh! i am sooo stupid! i was trying to make my own style thingy, then it wouldnt load up. or it did, but it totally messed up my journal. and my computer, or something, cause i cant even get onto www.deadjournal.com !!!!!! HELP ME! i realllllly didnt mean to! omg omgomg! please help me...!

thanx

~aShLeY~

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Wednesday, January 9th, 2002
6:18 pm

scsi
Holy McChrist.. This has to be the best one yet! pr0njournal.com!

I can think of lots of stuff for this person to try..

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To: dj_dontreply@deadjournal.com

hmmm....one way would get her as wet as possible and then lay on your back,
have one leg in between her legs and move it a little until she gets into it.
if she likes it, tell her to ride your leg. one thing you have to make sure
you do is spread open her lips a little that way her vagina is touching your
leg directly. that should work. if not, then i'll think of something else for
you to try

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Wednesday, December 12th, 2001
4:43 pm - Bwahah! Busted!

scsi
How did I get on this mailing list?


From: "Violet Sanford" <appledumplinkid_333@hotmail.com>
To: lucky_abbie@hotmail.com, alissa19hayden@hotmail.com, hacker507@hotmail.com, ALHAYD99@smumn.edu, blondeboldandbeautiful@hotmail.com, bubbles_chica@hotmail.com, blu_tiger15@hotmail.com, blondie_22_88@hotmail.com, haydencherryl@hotmail.com, chilepepper3888@hotmail.com, chorty30@hotmail.com, love_bird_0707@hotmail.com, grapejuice_13@hotmail.com, danikamcleod78@hotmail.com, dr_dre421@hotmail.com, drama_queen_e@hotmail.com, KristinJoySvendsen@msn.com, ngwanaf@hotmail.com, shimmer_chic13@hotmail.com, haburntvedt@hotmail.com, dontmailme@deadjournal.com, jarvis.vickie@mayo.edu, sweet_chic206@hotmail.com, katiemattison@hotmail.com, jizzman2003@hotmail.com, hayden.lisa@mayo.edu, hayden.alissa@mayo.edu, sizzle_gurl@hotmail.com, mad_max_213@hotmail.com, hot_hartung001@hotmail.com, cidwiese@hotmail.com, angel_child005@hotmail.com, atariman6000@hotmail.com, rinoa_girlz_001@yahoo.com, spikekid80@hotmail.com, sporty_chica27@hotmail.com

Chelsea is grounded from the computer until further notice.


Thank You,

The Parents

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Monday, December 10th, 2001
7:44 pm

scsi
This is why we dont allow kids on the internet parents...

I only X'd out the e-mail address because this is the type of person would would threaten to sue me.. heh.. Im a weenie..

----8<---

Re: Heres your damn deadjournal account.
From: "Butler" <jandaxxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.net>
To: "DeadJournal.com" <thedeadone@deadjournal.com>

You are cussing at a ten year old.  She will not be using the deadjournal,
thank you very much.
----- Original Message -----
From: DeadJournal.com <thedeadone@deadjournal.com>
To: <jandaxxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.net>
Sent: Monday, December 10, 2001 8:23 PM
Subject: Heres your damn deadjournal account.


> Wow, you figured out how to sign up for a deadjournal journal.
> You get a friggin cookie, be proud!

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Monday, November 12th, 2001
5:58 pm - Told ya i'd post messages replied back to dontmailme@deadjournal.com

scsi
Re: Reply to your post...
From: XPinkSpider@aol.com
To: dontmailme@deadjournal.com


In a message dated 11/12/2001 5:30:55 PM Mountain Standard Time, dontmailme@deadjournal.com writes:


I didn't try, you know. To be mean.
I'm sorry things weren't as you would have liked.
It's really better this way, I hope you realize.
There's no sense in dwelling on what should have, could have been.. it's water under the bridge. Live a good life, and find happiness. Ja ne.

Yeah...right. You NEVER CARED ABOUT ME.
AND NOW YOUR FUCKING GOING OUT WITH RENE?! WTF IS THIS? http://www.livejournal.com/users/nekokiri
SHE POSTED IT IN HER FUCKING JOURNAL.
You have no clue how much this hurts...because as much as I want to, I can't forget you. But it's not like you care.


-Dani

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Tuesday, November 6th, 2001
5:24 pm

scsi
Oh yeah, and for all you people out there in DJ land..

When you recieve your little e-mail notification about someone posting to your journal/comment, notice it comes from 'dontmailme@deadjournal.com'.. That is an "UNATTENDED MAILBOX".. Some of you people are hitting the reply button in hopes of actually replying via e-mail.. NO! IT NO WORKIE! Those e-mails are meant for you to use the client or webpage to reply, they are just stupid notifications.. When you reply via your e-mail client, they get sent to me, which I read (people talk tons of shit on here), and put into little directories as to which ones I should start posting up on here.. Eventually people will learn to not hit "reply"...

:)!

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5:21 pm

scsi
Yet another person who has a firewall program that doesnt know how to use it.. They have to stop making firewall programs idiotproof..

-----8<-----
Here is what I got:

possible trojan infection or improper useage on your machine

I was monitoring my private home network and found that vadept.com (209.142.3.150)had a established connection on port 1579. Please solve this problem

----

I replied with:

Can you give me the port that you were connected to 209.142.3.150 with? Can you provide me with any logs as well? I assure you that there are no viruses
on my machine.

Frank

----

I got back:


No worries! That email actually came from my paranoid
roommate! All is well, as I investigated what he
said, did some netstats, trace routes, and some
nslookups... It turns out that that this
inreach.net(as far as I can tell) machine that this ip
is tied to hosts your site (vadept) and
deadjournal.com's site (which he was connected to.)
Working in the colocation field myself i know such
emails are annoying!! (The telephone calls arent too
pretty either!) Sorry for the inconvience!!!

-E-

------8<-----

Paranoid? Nah! Dont say your sorry, you made it up on the DJ_Stupidmail page! Be proud! heh

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Tuesday, October 30th, 2001
8:31 pm

scsi
WTF is this all about? I love having a legit valid e-mail account using autoresponder e-mail addresses, I get all the stupid replies to automated e-mails..



-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Re: Heres your damn deadjournal account.
From: MINX MINX <minx@emote.org>
To: thedeadone@deadjournal.com (DeadJournal.com)


faggot.
minx.www.minxy.da.ru

_____________________________________________________________
beatnik - thinker - writer :: http://www.emote.org

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Tuesday, October 9th, 2001
7:37 pm
eris i received this today, my reply is first, what i'm replying to follows it

who are you?
how does deadjournal figure into your paranoia?
let's not even get into the why should I post your letter, but where?
perhaps you have misunderstood exactly what deadjournal is and you have an
issue with a specific user.
if having an issue with a specific user is the problem, then you would be
advised to contact abuse@deadjournal.com.
thank you

(eris)

----- Original Message -----
From: <splicedb@aol.com>
To: <eris@deadjournal.com>
Sent: Monday, October 08, 2001 10:27 PM
Subject: Jeff Nimoy


> Hi, my name is Jeff Nimoy, and an investigation is under way to find
rumors
> that got started about me. We came upon your web site. Could you please
> post the following letter? Thank you.
>
> Dear Digimon fans,
> Recently someone told me about all the people who hate me out there, and I
> looked it up to see some quite disturbing things written about me on the
> internet. This all supposedly stems from an interview I gave where I
> allegedly said I like the American version better than the original
Japanese
> and our version was much better. Well, I hate to burst your boom bubbles,
> but I never said that in any interview. In fact, I've only given one
> interview my whole life, and I was misquoted so much that I decided not to
> give any more. But I recently went back to read that interview and there
was
> no mention of how much I hate the Japanese version, so wherever you guys
> heard that, I'm here to tell you it's completely false. Of course, that
> didn't stop most of you from spreading these rumors like crazy. Rumors
like,
> "I hate Davis because I make him dumb." Well, I didn't do that, like I
> didn't do most of the things you people are saying I did. There were many
> writers on the show, and the producers made us go certain directions with
> characters, stories, dialogue, etc. I'm sorry if you guys didn't like
what
> we did, but we had no choice except to make it jokey, that was our job.
The
> reason you all think I wrote all those episodes is because as story
editor,
> they put my name on every script as writer, whether I wrote that
particular
> episode or not. So, I'm sorry you all hate me, but you're doing it for
the
> wrong reasons. So I'm here to make it up to you. I've set up this email
> address (splicedb@aol.com) to answer any behind the scenes questions you
have
> about Digimon. You'll see that I'm not the devil, that bastard, and all
the
> other things you've been saying about me. I didn't do any of the things
> you're mad at me for, but I will try to set the record straight. Just
email
> your questions, and be patient in case I have to answer a lot of them
(any
> profanity will be immediately reported to your email server). Also,
please
> pass this along to anyone else who hates me. I wouldn't do this if I
didn't
> care about the show. One more thing. I don't care if you people
criticize
> my writing, it comes with the job. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
> That doesn't bother me, especially because I didn't write any of the
things
> you're criticizing me for. But what does bother me is when people say I
> should die or be killed. In the wake of recent events here in America, I
> don't take those things lightly, and I don't think they should be said
> lightly either. We are now doing a check to see all the internet postings
> that say I should be killed, or die, and they will be investigated. How
> would you like to read that stuff about yourself? How would your mom feel
if
> she read that about her child? Not too good, I assure you, so please
think
> before you write. You can say anything about my writing, but how could
you
> attack me personally if you don't even know me? Well, now I'm giving you
a
> chance to know me through your questions. Thanks.
> Sincerely,
> Jeff Nimoy
>

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Wednesday, August 29th, 2001
4:39 pm - Heres a new one I got today...

scsi
corvus you asshole, get the deadjournal site up and
running, the only thing that makes your miserable life
worth something is your commitment to deadjournal,
yours, etc.
AU
--8<--

Heh, this guy is way confused...

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